Super Flashy Raft

We’ve got some strange looking people at my workplace, but none stranger than the lady that comes around and waters the plants.  Her makeup looks like she puts it on in the dark: wild amounts of eyeshadow and blush topped with a thick layer of almost indiscriminate face powder.  And her hair’s this ghoulish bouffant, [...]

One of the funnier reviews I’ve read on yelp, perhaps unintentional but no less mirth-inducing.
 
“We went with a group of 12 for a birthday party, so we were in a semi-private room to the side.  This place is very busy.  Reservations are a big plus.  
TIP: arrive just after the street parking opens up at [...]

Whenever I get together with my buddy, we talk a lot of shit.  Most of the time we just chalk it up to having a good time but once in a while, one of us will come up with an idea that is groin grabbingly amazing.  A few weeks ago my friend posited what I [...]

…and who aren’t athletic or any embody any of those “positive stereotypes” (if there can be said to be any) that generally follow African American people…  Given the amount of violence, poverty and racial discrimination that comes with being black, but not having any of the positive aspects:  it must really suck to be them. 

Then again, this [...]

My girlfriend and I moved this past week and due to landlord chicanery (long story) we’ve been left without a refrigerator.  Although I’m as partial as anyone to the joys of dining out, this recent economic downturn as well as my rapidly expanding waistline has forced me to pack lunch and cook dinner at home.  [...]

Although I’ve gone over this trend before on other venues before, I must say that it’s still a strange thing to me to see so many undercover Armenians today.  What with race relations the way they are now, you would think that they would gladly throw the dark cloth of ethnic integration off and bask [...]