The Bride of Frankenstein is Our Gardener
filed in Am I the Only One That's Thought of This? on Dec.03, 2008
We’ve got some strange looking people at my workplace, but none stranger than the lady that comes around and waters the plants. Her makeup looks like she puts it on in the dark: wild amounts of eyeshadow and blush topped with a thick layer of almost indiscriminate face powder. And her hair’s this ghoulish bouffant, that sticks straight out from her scalp. Facial scars around the chin are also in strange abundance, which only further heightens my apprehension as she waters my potted ferns.

December 3rd, 2008 on 4:24 pm
tina fey’s got a scar on her face, a rather large one. but you’re into that kinda stuff.
January 16th, 2009 on 8:07 am
Hi. My name is Lee Hyunmin and I am a student of Seoul National University. First of all I appreciate your consideration for Korea. I would like to introduce Korean culture more, so would like to I send you an e-mail about that. My e-mail address is
ioyuu@hanmail.net
I will wait your e-mail. Thank you very much.